January 2012
37 posts
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toocooltobehipster:
A dramatic reading of...
Watchfleefa:
yourpatronsaintofdenial:
veryadorabull:
kachoomoo:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
hellsdescent:
heysammy:
Instant reblog.
stop what you’re doing and watch
Not reblogging this is a federal offense.
No shame.
BE A MAN AND REBLOG THIS
Watch
1. Do you sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know you like boys yet?
3. Do you enjoy drama?
4. Are you a girly girl?
5. Small or large purses?
6. Are you short?
7. Do you like somebody? .
8. Do you like Halloween?
9. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
10. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
11. Do you call anybody by their last name?
12. What color is the bra that you're wearing?
13. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
14. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
15. Do you have a best friend?
16. Have you ever had your heart broken?
17. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
18. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
19. How long have you had a Tumblr?
20. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
21. What are your biggest fears?
22. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
23. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
24. Do you ever wish you were famous?
25. Are you currently missing someone?
26. Who are you texting right now?
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
ok wow why does every conversation i have with someone ooze awkwardness?
December 2011
25 posts
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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averysagetchristmas:
what concert costs 45 cents
50 cent feat. nickelback
“You are not your bra size, nor are you the width of your waist, nor are you the...”
– Unknown (via oblivio)
This could be the end of everything.: James Franco... →
girl-detective:
NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT—Hollywood star and ridiculously accomplished renaissance man, James Franco, expressed confusion this Wednesday as to why his famous peer, actor Ryan Gosling, was the subject of an increasingly absurd internet meme that relies on images of Gosling paired…
When your best friend is making a presentation at...
simply-jasmin:
