• Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
  • Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
  • Band member: *laughs*
  • Me: *laughs*
  • Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
  • Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
  • Band member: What?
  • Me: What?
  • Band member:
  • Me:
  • Band member:
  • Me:
  • Band member:
  • Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
  • Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
  • Me: Poster.
  • Band member: But -
  • Me: Poster.